The American Writer
Tom Eubanks
Humor, Storytelling & Observations on Writing
![]()
Contributors
Marri Bernier * Louis Kraft * Dan McGinley
Tracy A. Phillips * Lisa Snider
Entertainment - Enlightenment - Education
![]()
www.iUniverse.com

Chapter Three
Denny steps into the moist, circular trough he has dug around a dead cherry tree. He wraps a thick chain around its trunk, its reddish brown roots exposed, crosses the end link back over the chain and jams a big old trestle bolt through it. From his pocket he pulls out a nut the size of a peach pit and threads it over the end of the bolt to hold the chain in place. He mounts his tiny, green John Deere tractor, pops it into gear and slowly gives it gas. The chain rattles, stretching link by link, until a twelve-foot span of steel stretches between the tractor hitch and the nearly leafless tree.
The pitch of the tractor’s engine rises against the strain of tug o’ war. Denny lets off the gas, backs it up a foot or two, then guns it again, hoping to loosen the tree’s roots from the still wet soil. The tractor is jarred to a stop, the front wheels jumping off the ground. He tries again and again. Finally, the tree tugs loose. He drags it out and away as the black earth caves back into the hole.
Over the next hour, under a hot sun, he hacks off the smaller branches with an axe, saws the tree limbs and the stock into logs with a chainsaw, and then neatly stacks almost a cord of good cherry wood along the side of the house.
He is tired but satisfied with the afternoon’s work. He picks up a log, closes his eyes and smells the freshly cut end of it. The dead tree holds a lively aroma, and it brings a smile to his face, memories of cold nights in the old house with Mom and Dad sitting by a fire.
“Gettin’ high on firewood?” a voice asks from behind him. Startled, Denny spins around. A girl, maybe fifteen or sixteen years old, pokes her finger to her temple in a pose of thought, her head tilted, her dull black hair falling around her bare, sun-burned shoulders. “That’s somethin’ I never thought of.” She wears a red- and white-striped crêpe tube-top, jean shorts and red rubber sandals.
“You spooked me,” Denny says.
She stretches the corners of her mouth in a quick reflex of sudden awareness and replies, “Sorry,” then shrugs.
He sets the log back on the pile. “What do you want?” he says, his eyes wandering from her comely features, down her sleek, pink body to the ring in her navel.
“Food.”
This surprises him. He thought she was selling cookies or magazines to raise money for girls softball or something. At first he doesn’t know what to say. He looks around for a clue to how she came to the top of his mountain. There is none. She has no backpack, suitcase, not even a handkerchief tied to the end of a stick.
“You a runaway or what?”
She rolls her eyes, cocking her hip to the side, and folds her arms over her breasts. “If it gets me something to eat, yeah. Otherwise, no.”
“How’m I supposed to take that?” he asks, feeling awkward, not trusting her, wanting her just to go away.
“It means no. But if it takes a yes to get some food, I’m willing to lie like a rug to get some.”
He senses that her honesty is cloaked in fraud, but he isn’t sure. “What do you want to eat?”
“Anything but”—she glances over the orchard—”cherries. We’ve eaten so many already; we’re goin’ to get the runs.”
“Who gave you permission to come on my property and eat my cherries?”
“Just hunger.”
“And who’s ‘we?’”
“My mother and me.”
Denny glances past the dolphin fountain, down the mountain to the road. No one there. “Where is she?”
“Down at the big white house beguine’ for food like I am.”
He shades his eyes and peers down at the Sturtevant house. When he turns back to her, she’s squinting, trying to see into his house through the window. He steps in front of her.
“Wait by the fountain. I’ll get you something to eat. But then you have to go.”
Her bland expression of apathy falls away. In its place comes a flash of disorientation, then self-conscious adolescence, as if his offer is a vicious insult.
“Do you want something to eat or not?” Denny asks softly, kindly. She nods and bites her lip. “What’s wrong?” She looks away, shoving her hands in her back pockets. Her eyes well with tears when she turns back to him. “What did I say?” She purses her lips and shakes her head. Her sudden sadness curiously and inexplicably affects his interest in her. Like peeling back the bandage on a stranger’s wound only to appraise its degree of healing.
“Thanks,” she says softly. She walks over and sits on the edge of the fountain, reaches out to feel the spray. Denny goes inside, keeping a look-out through the windows as he heads for the kitchen. In a large paper bag, he places a loaf of bread from the freezer, a half jar of Skippy peanut butter, a box of raisins, almost a full bag of pretzels, two sleeves of Ritz crackers and—the real sacrifice—the rest of his Oreo cookies.
He finds her standing in the fountain, eyes closed, leaning her head back against the dolphins, the cool water flowing over her body. Denny clears his throat and offers the bag of food. She opens her eyes.
“Feels so good.” She glances at the bag but doesn’t take it. “Stayed at the beach a couple days, and I got burned.” She looks down at the pinkish skin on her chest, touches it gently, her wet hair plastered to her head.
“Here’s some food,” Denny says, still offering the bag.
Carefully, she steps out of the fountain, pulls her hair back. Denny watches and surveys the swell of her breasts, winning a peek of modest cleavage as she raises her arms and wrings water from the hair on the back of her head.
She’s not much older than Tyson, he scolds himself, glancing away and setting the bag of food on the flat rim around the fountain.
She draws a rubber band from her pocket and binds her hair into a ponytail, saying, “Thanks a lot for the food—and the dip in your fountain.”
“You’re welcome,” he says, looking at his wrist for the time and finding only the white skin where his watch should be. He remembers he left it on the tractor before he started the tree removal. “I have work to do. So, uh, have a nice day.”
He goes into the garage and stands inside the door out of view to wait for her to leave. He waits for a few seconds, and then slides along the big door and peeks around it. The girl’s face zooms back into his. They both jump away from each other and shriek.
“Don’t scare me like that!” she cries.
“Me scare you? Why’re you spying on me?”
“Me? You’re the one pretending you have something to do in here when all you’re doing is hiding out.”
He snorts. “I wasn’t hiding. That’s ridiculous. Why should I hide from you? I wasn’t hiding.”
“Then what were you doing?”
“None of your business. This is my barn. This is my property.”
“You were hiding.”
“Why the hell would I hide from a little trespasser?”
She winces. “I’m not a trespasser.”
“Okay. A moocher.”
“A moocher. Okay. A moocher. Fine. Then I’ll just finish what I came in here to do.”
“And that is?”
“To mooch some gas.”
“For what?”
“I’m thirsty,” she retorts sarcastically. “What do you think? Our car. Ran out of gas and pushed it off into the trees.”
“My trees.” She rolls her eyes. “You mean the station wagon?”
“Yeah. The one you drove right by without even a—”
“Don’t say it. Not if you want my help.” She bites her lip. “You have a crappy way of showing gratitude. You need to watch how your Mom bums food and gas. She has to be better at it than you.”
The girl looks up into the rafters as a way of demonstrating that she has control of her anger, then calmly turns and walks away. As she passes the fountain, she drops the bag of food into the water.
Denny charges over, thinking, Not the Oreos!

I married my wife nearly 36 years ago. I still recall my father--who is an ordained minister and married us--invoking God to join the two of us as one. I immediate thought of sex, of course, since that's how my male mind works. After 36 years of marriage (38 years of commitment), I understand that this concept has a lot more to do with our souls than our bodies. Especially now that our bodies have doubled (that means the two of us have actually become four, I think).
In studying my writing and learning how to write more concisely, I discovered a technique for joining two sentences into one. Absolute Constructions. The word "absolute" is being used here in the strict Latin absolutus, meaning "made loose." Loose? As in loose clothing? Loose woman?
(Okay, testosterone just rushed all reason and sent me back to believing that we're still talking about sex. Pause. Reflect. I'm fine. Let's go on.)
After further investigation, absolutus also means "separation." Now that's weird. To marry two sentences, I'm using a grammatical device that means "to separate."
Absolute constructions consist of a noun and some form of modifier, usually a participle, which is a word that shares the characteristics of both verbs and adjectives. Being a modifying phrase, they generally come at the beginning of sentences and modify the whole second clause.
All things considered, living with my wife beats the heck out of living with myself.
The italicized phrase is the absolute construction. It modifies the second clause. The second clause will always be a stand-alone sentence.
Now if the participial phrase at the beginning modifies the subject or object in the second clause, it is not an absolute construction; it's non-absolute. Here are some sentences to show the difference:
1. Speaking of rewards, where's the nearest Baskin Robbins shop?
2. In order to fully appreciate this blog, you must have a sense of humor.
3. Darkness having fallen, my wife found me quite handsome.
4. After wrapping herself in cellophane, Jessica decided she had a transparent personality.
So which of these four sentences are absolute? Number 1 and 3. In both cases the italicized phrase modifies the whole second clause. Whereas, in number 2 and 4, the phrase modifies only the subjects "you" and "Jessica," respectively. That's the only difference between an absolute and a non-absolute construction.
What's great about this grammatical device is that I can easily conjoin two sentences. So:
Thirty-five copies of my novel have been sold. I am considering going back to work in the circumcision factory for ten bucks an hour plus tips.
These two sentences are modified as:
Thirty-five copies of my novel sold, I'm considering going back to work in the circumcision factory for ten bucks an hour plus tips.
A savings of two words. That's about 7.5% of the sentence. If I do that over the course of an entire short story, I will pare down the word-count. If I'm writing with a limit on my words, such as writing for Flash Fiction, where the limit is 1000 words, 7% to 10% reductions in the number of words without changing the meaning is a big deal.
Separating the modifier from the second clause is great way for me to marry two sentences as one. Until death do us part.

Chapter Two
On Sunday mornings, the little town of Ventana Springs, population 5,555, appears deserted to the casual traveler, the occasional tourist interested in soaking in the hot springs of the Ventana Gorge west of town. If they listen, though, they will hear the singing in all four churches; if they pay attention, they will see that in both cafés and in Hatkoff's, the only coffee shop, nearly every booth and stool is filled. Cruising through town on Highway 22 in his cherry red Ford flatbed truck, BRINGLESON FARMS stenciled in white on the doors, Denny considers the people of Ventana Springs. He tries not to fool himself. He knows them well as life-long strangers, folks who know his name, even wave to him, but who have perfected reticent friendliness to a level that scares away newcomers yet sustains the homebred population.
It is only 9 o'clock; Bayler's Market opens at 10. He parks in the lot and walks to the Rivière Rouge Bistro at the corner of Pomelo Street and Highway 22. Nowhere in Ventana Springs was there a better place for breakfast. No one seems to notice Denny as he seats himself at the two-person table at the front window. Tidy, sky blue dwarf bell flowers mix with light yellow daisy-like flowers in a slender white vase. Denny sniffs. They smell like chocolate.
There is soft conversation, rattling newspapers, silverware clinking. He stares out the window and seemingly from nowhere hears the voice of Rita Ornelas, the owner.
"Herbivore or carnivore?" she asks, a hint of playfulness in her eyes and a trace of a Mexican accent in her speech. She displays two small menus for him to choose from.
"Omnivorous," he replies, taking both.
"I like a man who likes variety," she says, folding her arms. "Would you like to hear the specials?"
"Sure."
She cocks her head and recites, "I have a wonderful ratatouille omelet with zucchini, Japanese eggplant and sweet peppers sautéed in a fruity olive oil, tossed with basil and tomatoes and filled with an assertive provolone cheese."
"Assertive," Denny echoes. She nods. She carries an exotic attractiveness with her manner, even at 40, but her perky accent makes her sound much younger, as does her slim body and brown, wrinkle-free complexion.
"I have Mexican scrambled eggs cooked with jalapeño chilies, tortilla pieces, scallions and smoked cheese," she continues, "and of course our house special, French toast made with sweet, light challah bread."
Denny nods more intent on Rita's fresh appearance than her repertoire of recipes. He hesitates, glances at the menus, hands them back and says:
"Cream of Wheat, white toast and coffee."
She pauses, glancing away, nods almost ceremoniously and floats through the rest of the diners. Denny is always impressed by how efficiently Rita runs her business, quietly giving orders to the three young Mexican girls who help cook, wash dishes, and bus tables. Only Rita comes in contact with the customers. Only Rita works the cash register. Through the opening to the kitchen, Denny catches the eye of Rita's chef, Lacoste, known only by his last name, as he whirls the order wheel to a ticket. Lacoste waves and goes back to work.
Rita brings the hot cereal with a creamer full of milk, a slab of butter and a dip-cup of brown sugar.
"Anything else, Denny?" she asks.
"No, thanks. Oh, wait. Could you use any cherries?"
"Cherries."
"Black cherries."
"How much do you have?"
He hesitates. "Two lugs."
"I'll ask Lacoste. Maybe he can use them in the desserts."
"Sure."
"I'll let you know."
"I need to know before I leave. What you don't take, Bayler's will. I just thought you might like some."
"Thanks for asking," she says, her eyes jumping from his face to his bowl of cereal. "I'll let you know."
"Don't feel obligated," Denny says, but she has already drifted away to another table.
He finishes breakfast and pays Rita at the cash register beside the front door. She thanks him; he waits.
Rita's eyebrows arch. "Something else?"
"The cherries."
"Oh, yes, the cherries. I'm sorry, Lacoste already bought fresh peaches and apples."
Denny shrugs. "No problem."
"It's better to come by on Thursdays."
"I will next time."
She nods and something in her face reflects a sudden realization she has. She starts to speak but doesn't. Denny walks out the door. He's barely to the corner when Rita calls to him to wait. He realizes he has forgotten to tip her and reaches in his pocket for a dollar. She trots up to him and says, panting:
"Next Saturday I'm throwing a little party—a fête champêtre, as Lacoste calls it—for Kay."
"Kay? Kay Bayler?"
She snickers. "Yes, Kay Bayler. Would you like to come?"
"What time?"
"Eight."
"Sure. So what's the occasion?"
"Moving away."
"You are?"
"Kay is. Going to Santa Cruz."
He feels a lump in his throat but manages to ask when.
"End of September, early October."
"Oh."
"Something wrong?"
"No," Denny says, trying to hide his despair. "No. I'll just miss her. She's a nice lady. Buys lots of my cherries."
"Okay, then. I'll see you next Saturday." She gives him her address, and he hands her a dollar.
She smiles curiously and says, "There's no cover charge, Denny."
"It's a tip. I forgot to leave a tip."
She takes it, thanks him, trots up to her bistro and waves at him before she goes back to work.
***
Bayler's market has only eight aisles, but it is well-designed and has the look inside of a clean, well-stocked country store. The fruits and vegetables are prominently displayed down the center, their colors gleaming under the natural light streaming through skylights overhead. The store is still cool and nearly void of customers this Sunday morning, having just opened. The smell of fresh-baked bread wafts from the tiny bakery in the back corner.
Denny sets two lugs of cherries on the floor beside the fruit display.
"What're you doing?" a gruff voice asks.
Denny turns to find weasel-nosed, snake-eyed Sam Hozzle, the oldest and meanest green grocer in the world, brandishing a short broom.
"Delivering cherries."
"We don't need no damn cherries, who told you to deliver more cherries?"
"Uh...no one, I thought—"
"Then take 'em outa here, go on," he growls, leaning his broom against the display.
"Is Kay here?" Denny asks, trying on a little assertiveness.
Sam hooks his thumbs in the sides of his long, green apron. "'Course she's here. Now get them cherries outa here."
Denny walks past Sam and into the back. He finds Kay seated in her tidy cube-shaped office behind a desk the size of an end table. In fact, Denny often wonders if that isn't what it is. She wears a blue, straight-cut, unfitted shirt and black tight-fitting Wrangler jeans. Her short brown hair is parted on the left and a wave dips low over her forehead and back over her right temple. The beauty of her face is the way her eyes and nose and mouth are perfectly proportioned without making her look too sculptured.
She looks up and her smile accentuates dimples in her high-boned cheeks. Her blue eyes have a sparkling, sleepy look to them. "Hi, Denny, what're you doing in town on a Sunday?"
"Came in for breakfast, brought some cherries."
She wrinkles her slender nose. "Oh."
"You don't have to take them."
"No, no," she says, standing, holstering her fingers into her front pockets. "That's okay. I'll put them in the cooler and sell them later. They'll keep, won't they?"
"Few days, sure. But if you don't want them, I can take them back, it's no problem, I just picked too many for the fruit stand yesterday and had a few lugs left over and thought you might want them." He shrugs. "No big deal, I can store them."
"No, really. I want them. Get Sam to help you."
"Thanks. I think they'll sell fast. They're pretty plumpy."
She looks down at the long, folded printout covering her entire desk, a gooseneck lamp beaming brightly over the lists of product. "Sounds good."
There's an uncomfortable pause. Kay sits down again, folds her hands on the printout.
"Okay, well, I guess I'll see you next Saturday," Denny says, backing out of the doorway.
"Okay, but call me first. I may not need as many lugs with these you've brought today."
"I know. I mean the party. At Rita's."
"Oh, the party! Yes, of course. You talked to Rita."
"Had breakfast at the bistro."
They both nod.
"I'm glad you're coming."
"I'm sorry you're going."
"The party's for me," she explains, pressing her hand over her breasts.
Denny doesn't at first understand. "I know, Kay. I meant going to Santa Cruz."
She rolls her eyes. "Oh, God, I'm going nuts—of course, right. Yeah, I'll miss...everyone here. I'll miss the store, the work...everything."
"What happens to the market?"
"Sam'll take over until I find someone to buy it."
Rushing images invade Denny's brain: Sam, armed with a shotgun, blasting lugs of cherries right off the back of Denny's flatbed; Sam, beating Denny over the head with his broom, strangling him with his apron.
"What's Sam got against me?" he asks suddenly.
She blinks, glances away, and then shakes her head. "I didn't know he did."
"He does. Every time I deliver, I have to go through him like some...some displaced New York wise guy."
She laughs, covering her mouth. "Hell, that makes me The Godfather—Godmother! I'm sorry to laugh, but that's just Sam. He treats everybody the same. Even me. I'll talk to him."
"No, don't."
"Not about that," she adds. "About buying your cherries after I'm gone. I've bought my cherries from your family for four years. No one else'll get the business, I promise."
"Thanks."
She takes up one of the printouts, signaling her intent to return to work.
"See you Saturday," she says.
Back in the store, Denny discovers that Sam has loaded the cherries back onto his truck.
"What'd you do that for?"
Wiping his hands on his apron, Sam replies, "Told you to get them out of here, but you wouldn't listen."
"You can help me unload them again."
"Like hell."
Denny feels his anger rising at the old man, takes a deep breath to keep it down and sighs. "I'll do it myself."
"You do and I'll—"
"You won't do anything," Denny cuts in, voice raised. He walks out to the truck without another word and brings in the first two lugs stacked one on the other, sets them down on the floor beside the display. Across the aisle, Sam pretends not to notice, using his duster on a stack of canned peas. When Denny returns with another lug, the first two are gone.
An aggravated sigh whistles through his teeth as he decides his next move. Does he run to Kay? No. Does he quietly look for the lost lugs? No. Does he slap the old man around a little? Well...no. He decides to be communicative, civil, patient, like his mother and father taught him to be.
"Mr. Hozzle?"
"Whaddaya want now?"
"What happened to the cherries?"
"What do I look like, the goddamn lost and found?"
Denny ignores the comment altogether. "I'm going to bring in one more lug, four in all, Mr. Hozzle, because Kay wants them. If you want to hide them, if you want to toss them in the bin, if you want to piss on them, I don't really care, because I'm billing her."
Denny walks out. When he returns with the other, fourth lug, Sam is tossing handfuls of cherries into a large, plastic trash can he has brought in from the back. He could take the cherries to the trash, but he brought the trash into the store so Denny will leave with no doubt about their fate. Keeping his exterior calm, Denny sets the lug down next to the trash can.
"I'll make it easy for you," he says and leaves the store.
It takes the two-mile drive back home to cool him off. When he thinks about it, it makes him laugh out loud. The old fart's going to get an earful from Kay for throwing away perfectly good cherries.
He is still laughing as he slows to turn onto Cherry Road, and notices an old brown station wagon parked between two pine trees just off the highway near his fruit stand. Arizona license plates.
He parks where the road meets the highway and looks down the colonnade of trees to the heavy shade of the pines twenty yards away. The faded wood siding on the station wagon doors have begun to splinter, the paint on the hood discolored and slightly charred from the heat of the engine. It looks abandoned.
Denny lets out the clutch as he shifts from neutral to first and grinds the gears. As the truck lurches forward, he glances back at the station wagon.
A head pops up from the front seat.
Tomorrow I'll be participating in an unusual event for Ojai's WordFest in Ojai, CA. It's called Ojai-5. Five writers (I'm not one of them) will have five hours to write five original short plays, followed by five directors (I'm one of them!) directing actors for five hours of rehearsal, culminating in a performance of all five plays that evening at Theater 150, one of the two local theater companies in town. The concept is fascinating, since writing and rehearsing is a slow process.
What's more, there will be an audience. For the writing. For the rehearsal. And it's a contest. Yep. Not only does each production team (writer/director/actors) have to create an entire play, learn the lines and blocking, and then polish it to performance level in just two 5-hour sessions, but the audience will vote for the best of the five plays.
I'm glad I'm directing. Writing the play or learning the lines and blocking, and then performing it, is the tough part. Or is it?
Let me explain something about directing. If the play is excellent, the actors and writer get the credit. If the play is bad, typically the director is blamed. On occasion the writer will be blamed for a bad script, but that's usually by the actors and the director, who, before the reviews were in, thought it was a wonderful piece of theater.
But I'm off track.
This audience "participation" in the writing process intrigues me. Okay. I meant "confuse." I can understand the interest in sitting and watching a director working with the actors (although it's much like watching a movie being made: stop, go, stop, go), but paying to watch five writers sitting and thinking and scribbling? What exactly are they going to see? Nose-picking perhaps. Head-scratching, for sure. Glazed eyes looking into the near-distance of the room. And maybe even some sudden bursts of eyebrow-raising when a light bulb goes on inside a head.
It's kind of like watching a chess match. Without all the two-inch action.
I suspect it will be more like watching hair grow.

The Website for Ojai WordFest offers tickets to the 8 p.m. performance of all five plays for. . .five bucks. But if someone wants to come at 7 a.m. and watch for the whole day, beginning with the writing from 7 a.m. to 12 noon, it's $30. So do the math. Thirty dollars minus five leaves $25 for the ten hours of writing and rehearsal; split equally in half, that computes to paying $12.50 to watch hair grow.
Is that a bargain? I don't know. I've never attended a hair-growing event. Now, wait. If even one of these writers is bald. . . .
Chapter One
From the top of the hill, Denny watches Tyson duck under the wooden covering built over the cherry stand beside the country highway. The light, late-summer rain is not a surprise at all to him, nor is it unwelcome. Denny watched the wall of black rain clouds creep over the eastern mountains into the coastal hills of southern California, quickly cooling the air. The old red, vinyl-covered chair, its padded arms cracked, yellow-brown stuffing exposed, is out of place behind the tiny plywood fruit stand. It belongs in a den, beside a cozy fire.
Three lugs of black cherries sit in the trough of the counter that was built to keep them at a tilt. Travelers passing by could then see the plump, delicious cherries, and they would steer to the side of the two-lane highway and buy them by the pound. Tyson weighs them on a produce scale, its bucket corroded but clean, suspended from a hook in the overhang.
But this Saturday no one stops to buy the cherries, and the day drags along, until the drizzle begins.
Tyson, shaggy-haired, round-faced, is almost too pretty for a boy. He is small for his fifteen years, but strong from working out with his older brother Adam. He stuffs his book into his back pocket and loads the first pinewood lug of cherries into a long, wide wagon. Denny built the big wagon himself by taking wood from two up-rooted cherry trees from his orchard and meticulously assembled the smoothly sanded pieces with heavy stainless steel bolts and attached hard, rubber wheels from an industrial push-cart. Tyson thinks the wagon is a marvel of ingenuity.
Tyson loads the other two lugs. He pulls the heavy wagon up Cherry Road, as the drizzle changes to cold, pelting rain, turning the pebble-strewn dirt into slick mud. The road takes him south then curves east up the hill for a hundred yards through sycamore and oak trees before it straightens. At this spot, a rock driveway branches north to the Sturtevant house, which can be seen from the highway. Cherry Road climbs to the top of the hill through the orchards for an eighth of a mile and abruptly stops. Perpendicularly to the end of the road, another rock driveway leads south to Denny Bringleson's indigo Victorian house, its looping, curving eaves and edges painted white. Tyson said it always looks like a giant playhouse.
The driveway circles a gray and black-speckled granite fountain in the form of two leaping dolphins. Tyson pulls the wagon passed it several yards to a brown barn that has no design or decoration as the house. He slides open the door, pulls the wagon inside and unloads the cherries onto the wide shelves inside the giant white cooler, kept precisely at 60 degrees. All three unoccupied horse stalls are clean, the dirt floors raked smooth. He parks the empty wagon in the tidy tack room in back. The concrete floor is spotless. The walls are void of anything equestrian. It is now used for storing equipment unrelated to any animal. Denny comes to the door, smells the fruity cherry aroma from the surrounding orchard, the earthy, staleness of old wood, rusted steel.
Tyson turns to leave the tack room.
"Ah, jeez," he says, with just a hint of the Minnesota roots on his tongue, planting his hand over his heart and huffing, "you scared me, Mr. Bringleson. I didn't even hear you come in."
Denny Bringleson, arms full of kindling, chuckles. "Sorry, Ty. Oh, and I'm sorry I didn't get down there to help you. I was fixing a leaky shower nozzle and didn't notice it was raining. Don't be mad at me."
"I'm not, sir."
Denny looks down at his boots for a moment. "Come on, I've asked you not to call me that. It's Denny. Just Denny. You make me feel old when you call me sir. I'm only twenty-eight, Ty."
Tyson nods.
He invites Tyson inside. Tyson seems pleasantly surprised and says, "Sure."
Denny rolls up the sleeves on his blue flannel shirt and builds a fire in the wide, stone hearth. He pokes and nudges the short, pudgy logs as if how they burn is part of the room's accent. Denny works from his knees, occasionally brushing back from his forehead strands of his long straw-blond hair. The strength in his lean muscled back and shoulders, even after a twelve-hour day working in the orchard, makes him feel even younger than his years.
He pulls out a round hassock and tells Tyson to sit by the fire, while he goes to the kitchen to make him hot chocolate.
"Didn't sell no cherries," Tyson calls to him.
"Some days are like that. I'll take them to Bayler's in the morning. She only wants six lugs, but I bet I can get her to take nine."
Bayler's is the only market in Ventana Springs, two miles north. Kay Bayler, the owner, loves Denny's cherries. Denny loves Kay Bayler. She is four, maybe five years older than he is, and she has never married, has, in fact, never been seen in the company of a man other than her twin brother Jay. Denny finds every opportunity to make a delivery. And when he has no fruit for sale, he schedules frequent trips to her store employing a voluntary forgetfulness that allows him to go back to make additional grocery purchases. Denny does not fool himself. Long ago he identified this awkward compulsion as a craving for the companionship of a woman.
As Denny gently spoons off the brown curdled layer from the mug of hot chocolate, he watches the drizzle through the kitchen window as it falls over the cherry trees. He thinks of how the years of working hard in his father's—and now his—orchard, without the benefit of parents who would want to have more than one child, who would understand that just spending a few hours with kids his own age in school was hardly enough to cultivate relationships, seems to have propelled Denny to the present. He regards his life as a leap from one side of a chasm to the other. And peering back down into the deep abyss, the recollections are invisible.
In recent days, Denny has decided to begin collecting the moments and hours of his life, to bravely turn his back on the gorge of emptiness.
He delivers the hot, sweet drink to the boy by the fire. Tyson thanks him, blows on the steaming beverage and sips.
"That's good," he says. Denny smiles and flops into his brown armchair, propping his feet up on the edge of the hassock on which Tyson sits. Before, he would have found work for himself instead of relaxing beside a fire with a boy half his age for company. But now he was making an effort to live.
"What time is your Mom picking you up?" Denny asks.
"Five."
Denny glances at the triangular analog clock on the far end of the mantel. He is disappointed to see it is four-forty-five. "Are you hungry?"
"Nah. I'll get something when we pick my brother up at Burger Joint."
"How's Adam like working there?"
"He doesn't."
"I worked there for a month when I was seventeen."
"Really? I didn't know that."
Denny grins. "That's why I told you."
Tyson rolls his eyes. "God, I say some dumb things."
"It wasn't dumb. Normal reaction to something you probably could care less about but are too polite to say so."
Tyson doesn't understand exactly what he means by that, but it sounds like a compliment.
"Are you going to need me next Saturday?"
"Sure. Oh." Denny reaches into his pocket, pulls out a ten dollar bill and hands it to him.
"What's this?"
"Your pay."
"But...but I didn't sell anything."
"That's not your fault."
"But then you're out the money. I sold seven lugs last week and you paid me ten bucks."
"You aren't on commission, Ty."
"I thought—"
"Just take it. You worked five hours. Two bucks an hour is slave wages. Besides, I've broken Federal labor laws. It's not even minimum wage. I'm a criminal. Take it as hush money."
Tyson giggles and says, "Okay, okay. But next week—"
"Next week I'll pay you ten bucks again."
"What if I sell everything in, say, an hour, two hours?"
"Still ten bucks. Per diem rate."
"Per what?"
"Diem. Per day." Tyson nods. "If I have other work around here, are you interested?"
"Sure. Until school starts. Then I'll have football practice and stuff."
Something drops to the floor. It's the paperback book. Denny picks it up, reads the title.
"The Secret of Passion Castle." He reads the back of it. "You like mysteries?"
"Yes, sir—I mean yes."
"Me, too."
Tyson clears his throat. "Wasn't your mother a writer?"
"Yes. Children's books."
"Must've been weird having your Mom read you bedtime stories that you couldn't fall asleep to because she wrote them and it might hurt her feelings."
"Actually, I used to beg her to read them to me, but she was too shy to read out loud. Made me read them to myself in my room. I wasn't even allowed to read them in the same room she was in, because she was afraid, I guess, that I'd say something nice about it. And when I finished reading the book, I couldn't talk to her about it either. My Dad said she was afraid of finding out she was good at it. She worried if she thought she was a good writer that the writing would turn bad. That the stories wouldn't come to her anymore. She was. . .superstitious." Denny hands the book to Tyson. Tyson asks, "Mind if I ask you a personal question?" Denny shakes his head and turns to stare into the fire. "Your Mom and Dad. Did they. . .how did they die?" Denny's eyes glance over at Tyson. "I'm sorry, Mr. Bringleson, I shouldn't ask something like that."
Shifting in his chair, Denny twists one end of his mustache and lets a grin appear then fade. "Don't apologize. I understand your curiosity. The stories are still around. It's only been six months. I try not to think about them too much. But their absence from my life has been harder to ignore than I thought possible. I've tried everything. I tore down the house I grew up in, the house my father built, and built this one."
"In record time, my Dad said," Tyson interjects.
"Folks around here think I'm nutty."
Tyson shrugs. "If they lost both of their parents in one day, they'd be nutty, too." Tyson's eyebrows arch. "I don't mean that you are nutty, I mean...I—"
"I know what you mean, Ty."
Denny gazes into the fire again, folds his hands in his lap and sighs. "You like a good fire?"
"Yes, sir—uh, Denny."
"Me, too. Your Dad's a fireman, isn't he?"
"Yes."
Denny turns to Tyson and says flatly: "A fireman's son who likes a good fire. That's nutty."
* * *
Tyson's mother, Jan Ebberle, is twenty minutes late. Tyson runs out to the car before it even comes to a stop in the loop. Leaving the engine running, she piles out of her old Volvo mumbling apologetically, waddling around to Denny's porch wearing a summer dress that could double for drapes.
"Mom," Tyson says, getting in the car, "you'll get wet."
She ignores him and walks her short, heavy body up to Denny and steps out of the rain. Tyson slinks down in the front seat of the Volvo. Denny notices again how he appears to be embarrassed by his mother's appearance.
"Shit, I hope I didn't screw you up, Denny," she says, waving her pudgy hands in the air. "Couldn't get out of that goddamn office. We're doing our fiscal year corporate tax returns and my boss—head up his ass—puts it off, so now we all have to hop to it and—Jesus!—I hate the son-of-a-bitch."
"You mean Jerry Ruhman?"
"Oh," she giggles, "that's right, the son-of-a-bitch does have a name." She laughs, her large breasts bouncing under her rain-speckled dress.
"Didn't he sell the concrete-pumping business last year?"
"He was going to. Man owns four companies, but he just can't let go of his babies." She lowers her voice so Tyson can't hear. "Like one of his goddamn kids or something. Kids in their twenties, still livin' at home. Spoiled rotten."
Barely interested, Denny nods, looking up at the rain.
"Well, I won't keep you," she says, backing away. "Ty, did you thank Mr. Bringleson?"
"He thanked me."
"See you, Denny, thanks a lot, you're a dear."
As she shoves herself back behind the wheel of the Volvo, Tyson, a sick grin on his face, waves.
To be continued. . .
Prologue
The new warden of the California Correctional Facility at Raymont in the Central Valley will seem kindly and interested in what Denny Bringleson will say that early-summer morning. It will be the warden's second day on the job. It will be Denny's fourth year in prison.
Two guards will wander through the orchard with them, aiming trained eyes upon Denny, who is tall, muscled, clean-shaven and handsome, even in his prison blues. They will wander through the clean, cultivated rows of trees that provide fresh fruit to burglars, robbers, rapists and murderers. The warden will stop at a large tree, finger the leaves, lift a branch and peek under it.
"Ah, pears," the warden will say. "Nothin' like a cold pear on a summer day. We had an old pear tree back home that grew the biggest, crispest pears in the world. French name."
"Beurré Giffard, sir," Denny will say.
"That's it," the warden will exclaim, grinning.
"Biggest of the summer pears, sir."
"You bet. So when are these here ready to pick?"
"In a few days. They'll have to be stored for several more to ripen, sir."
The warden will nod. "Small fruit."
"Yes, sir. If they were larger, these would be the ideal summer pear."
"What do you call them?"
The name will come to Denny immediately, but, staring at the pale yellow pear, it will take him a quarter of minute to answer. "Tyson pears, sir."
"Tyson. Like the boxer, huh?"
Denny will not know what boxer he means, but he will nod anyway.
The warden will lead the way through the prison orchard. A guard will kick at the fat chickens pecking around the tree stocks. Denny will raise a pointed finger at him to tell him to stop, but he will catch his voice--and the warden's approving glance.
The warden will tell the guard to leave the chickens alone.
"Numbskull," the warden will say under his breath. To Denny: "Why aren't the chickens in the coop?"
"They eat the maggots, sir."
"Interesting. Boy, you know your stuff--what's your name?"
"Two-six-three–I mean, Denny Bringleson, sir."
"Fine orchard, Mr. Bringleson. Keep up the good work."
"Thank you, sir."
"Will you bring me some of them pears when they ripen?"
"Yes, sir."
"'Preciate it."
The warden and his guards will walk off towards the prison administration building, a single-story hunk of brown brick. When they are out of view, Denny will join his two companions in a far row of the orchard, where they will be raking dead leaves from under the trees.
"How'd it go?" one man will ask, leaning on his rake.
"I like him," Denny will reply.
The other man, a Mexican from Lemoore, will spit on the ground in a demonstration of hatred for a warden he will not meet.
"Finish this row," Denny will order, "then take your break."
The Mexican will turn away and begin to work; the other man will smile at Denny and say: "And where you goin', Den?"
Denny will ignore his question, and the man will sniff, knowingly smirking, then rake. Denny will angle off through the orchard, duck under low branches, until he reaches a quincunx of trees. He will breathe in the aroma of the crimson-black cherries that hang in bunches like sour memories.
To be continued. . .

I've been considering this for some time now and I've decided to add a fifth category: Author Profile. Here I'll write about an author I admire. Or don't like at all. Or an author who brings out the ambivalence in me. I'll talk about his books, his life, whatever interests me about him--or her.
The first author profile will be of T.C. Boyle--one of my all-time favorites. Just not tonight. I want to put in the time to really do him justice, so I'll post T.C. Boyle's profile this weekend, so look for it.