Cost for Attending Fasting and Prayer Conference Includes Meals

Announcement for Prayer & Fasting Conference:
"The Cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals."
These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a little proofreading would prevent:
"The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict."
"The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"
"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community."
"Smile at someone who is hard to love."
"Say 'hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you."
"Don't let worry kill you--let the Church help."
"Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch."
And my personal favorite:
"Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes."
With my three-part series on proofreading, I hope I have made my point: one phrase, one word--even one letter--can turn your important writing into a joke. For me, that's enough for me to take proofreading seriously. Here's the last of the proofreading and editing tips:
General Pips for Troofing
- First, proof the main text. Then start over and proof the headings. Headings are missed, because they are generally relegated to something not as important as the main text.
- Triple-check unusual fonts: italic, bold or otherwise.
- Carefully proof type in very tiny font.
- Triple-check boilerplate text, such as company letterhead. Frequently used text doesn't mean it's been carefully checked.
- Triple-check the itty-bitty words: "is," "it," "or," and "of" are often interchanged.
- Triple-check proper names.
- Whenever you're sure something is correct--double-check it; certainty is fatal.
- Carefully review page numbers and other header and footer text for accuracy and proper order.
Content Editing or Editing for Content
- When proofing written procedures, actually do them (sometimes mentally) to be certain they are accurate, complete, and in the correct order.
- Check that illustrations, pictographs, and models are right-side up.
- Check that figure numbers match their references in the text and are sequential.
Proofreading Preparation-H(elper)
- Reading something between edits will erase what you expect to read so that you will see what is really on the page.
- As you edit, make a list of things to watch for--a "to do" list.
Finally, if you are working on writing that is intended for foreign distribution and translation, you might want to keep in mind that what reads well still may not translate well. Here are some parting examples:
Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."
The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"
And my personal favorite:
Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."


These fall into the category, "you can't make this stuff up!" How about the Chevy Nova they tried to market in Mexico. Would you buy a car named No Va. Translates, No Go. Great post.
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Thanks. You could make this stuff up, but what's funniest about them is that they are true. I can just picture some little old lady opening a Women's Day magazine and reading "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." Cardiac arrest? Or would it be a challenge?
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Those are hilarious. And, unfortunately, all too common. I wonder how Mrs. Johnson's testes are working out.
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Oh, my. You're wondering about that? What an image.
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Funny stuff. I am sure our respective dads have a few.
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Yes, I recall one live faux pax (not a writing thing but still funny) where your dad had come to the San Fernando Valley to speak at my dad's church. There were three pastors and their wives from other churches there to hear you dad's sermon. Their last names never occured to him apparently before he introduced them. They were all seated in the front row and your dad smiled, looked down at them and announced:
"And I'm so glad to see the Peters, the Leggs and the Balls."
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